Food items of the day - part 1

For Emergency Use Only — Sue's Canned Whole Chicken

Canned meats generally don't put a rumbly in our tumbly, but in a pinch, perhaps in the event of a major cataclysm, we'd throw down with some Vienna Sausages. However, this canned chicken takes the canned-meat cake. The impossibly tiny chicken crammed into this 50-ounce can slides out with a generous portion of gelatinous goop, or rather, "delicious gravy."

Our advice? Keep a can on hand for emergencies, and ignore the serving suggestion to snack on the dish cold. Holed up in a fallout shelter during the aftermath of a nuclear war might be the perfect (and probably only justifiable) opportunity to scarf down a bowlful.